Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 14
  1. #1
    Senior Member Elton Robb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
    Posts
    571
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0

    Jacques "the Hammer" Marteaux

    Discussion thread for Jacques "the Hammer" Marteaux. If you would like to add a comment, click the Post Reply button.

  2. #2
    Senior Member Elton Robb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
    Posts
    571
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by Elton Robb View Post
    Discussion thread for Jacques "the Hammer" Marteaux. If you would like to add a comment, click the Post Reply button.
    Have your fun with this guy, developing his stats and so forth.
    Regent of Medoere

  3. #3
    That is some funny stuff.

  4. #4
    Ehrshegh of Spelling Thelandrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    UK
    Posts
    1,084
    Downloads
    64
    Uploads
    0
    That's officially crazy :P

    Ius Hibernicum, in nomine juris. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.

  5. #5
    Senior Member Elton Robb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
    Posts
    571
    Downloads
    1
    Uploads
    0
    Well, we talked about him. Why not do a page about him? He's lesser awnie, so he's technically not decidedly official.
    Regent of Medoere

  6. #6
    I have a new blood power for him ...

    Hammer Time (Minor Time Stop)

    Jacques \"The Hammer\" Marteaux once per day can perform an amazingly powerful time stop that works a bit differently than the wizard spell. Everything within 100 yards of him freezes in time for 30 seconds.

    Everyone within the 100 yards are aware of the passage of time but can not move or interact with anyone else in the field. Jacques on the other hand can move and react as normal inside the field.

    During the 30 seconds "The Hammer" enters into a dancing frenzy running around and mocking all of his enemies with his smooth dance moves. At the end of the 30 seconds, time returns to normal but all enemies of The Hammer are effect by a -2 moral bonus on all rolls including attack, damage, AC and saves until the end of the encounter.



    The biggest question so far is .... have I gone too far yet?

  7. #7
    Site Moderator kgauck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Springfield Mo
    Posts
    3,562
    Downloads
    2
    Uploads
    0
    I believe the correct responce is: "Proper."

  8. #8
    Site Moderator AndrewTall's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Chelmsford, Essex, England
    Posts
    2,305
    Downloads
    25
    Uploads
    0
    Great lord Haelyn, what have I done

    Clearly however he also needs a power to make himself insubstantial (yet audible) so that indeed, 'you can't touch this'.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewTall View Post
    Great lord Haelyn, what have I done

    Clearly however he also needs a power to make himself insubstantial (yet audible) so that indeed, 'you can't touch this'.
    This is the best joke of the day. Made me laugh outloud.

    Congrats!!

    -BB

  10. #10
    Site Moderator Sorontar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    3,942
    Downloads
    23
    Uploads
    1
    My idea is that Bloodform will start making his hands or feet into hammers/punding things and that he will eventually be able to do tricks like mini earthquakes etc. That's what happens if you jump around too much like a jackhammer.

    Sorontar

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-30-2008, 11:28 PM
  2. "Missing" Ruins of Empire Data
    By cedyeus in forum The Royal Library
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-16-2008, 10:16 PM
  3. "Heretic" birthright pc game can be a good idea?
    By vota dc in forum The Royal Library
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 03-12-2007, 09:41 PM
  4. [B. The Gorgon's alliance] Tuornen the "evil" kingdom
    By vota dc in forum The Royal Library
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 04-05-2006, 07:42 PM
  5. Vote for BR entry in WotC contest "UnCon: War of the Worlds"
    By BRadmin in forum Birthright.net Official Announcements
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-26-2005, 09:55 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
BIRTHRIGHT, DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, D&D, the BIRTHRIGHT logo, and the D&D logo are trademarks owned by Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., and are used by permission. ©2002-2010 Wizards of the Coast, Inc.